Hub Fans Bid Kid's Cerebellum Adieu (2004)

They saved Teddy's brain

They set it out in the rain

I discovered it yesterday

Patrolling left in old Fenway

 

Teddy's brain is up to bat

A shiny helmet and a Bosox hat

Teddy's brain is in a fix

"Remember me? I hit .406!"

 

They saved Teddy's brain

Did the same for John Wayne

They saved Teddy's brain

But not Ferris Fain's

 

Now it's starting to get soft

We may need help from Lara Croft

Every night it takes BP

And now it has its sights set on me!

 

Teddy's brain is on the loose

Without the rest of Teddy, what's the use?