Saturday, April 25, 2026

But Not Everyone Sees It

One of the bigger stories of the 2026 season thus far was what Mike Trout did during a four-game Angels-Yankees series earlier this month: 19 PA, 8 R, 9 RBI, 6 H, 5 HR, 3 BB, a .375/.474/1.313 slash line. It was only the fourth time a player had hit five HR against the Yankees in one series.

Because of Trout’s nightmarish run of injuries the past few seasons, he’s earned a lot of goodwill from fans, a collective desire to almost will him back into the player he was 10 years ago; “Trout is back!” has become baseball’s equivalent of rock critics reflexively declaring “Dylan’s back!” through the ‘70s. He’s already more than secured his place in history, but still, like Ken Griffey Jr., what-could-have-been looks like it will be an unfortunately central part of his legacy.

In response to someone posting about Trout’s Yankees series on the I Love Baseball message board, I responded “Would still like to see him get his average up, but he's been great otherwise,” then quickly acknowledged that I was dating myself by caring about batting average. It’s not that I don’t understand BA’s limitations; that’s pretty much the first thing you internalize from the moment you start reading Bill James, so I’ve been aware of that for 40 years now. As caught up as I was in Luis Arráez’s half-season flirtation with .400 three years ago, I also realize that when Arráez supplements his always impressive batting average with 50 extra-base hits and 40 or 50 walks, he’s a really valuable hitter to have around; when the extra-base hits and/or walks disappear, like they mostly have ever since, he’s Bill Buckner. And that’s why he’s on his fourth team in four seasons.

Batting average is important as a measure of how many outs you’re making--another sabermetric principle you internalize early is that outs are the most precious commodity* an offense has--but we know now, beyond question, that a .250 hitter with walks and HR is more valuable than an empty .300 batting average (again going back to the foundation of sabermetrics, call it the Gene Tenace Rule, or the Darrell Evans Rule). So it’s not value, or at least not only value, that makes me want Trout to get his batting average back above .300; it’s a matter of aesthetics.

I’m one of those baseball fans who, for as long as I’ve been watching, approaches the game like a mathematician: I find beauty in numbers. I’ve had a friend tell me that statistics are antithetical to baseball’s beauty--which has to do with old ballparks, the rituals of the game, etc.--but to me, the two are inseparable. Put that down to the first Zander Hollander guide I bought in 1970, which had entries for each player both in words and numbers--I found the career statistical boxes much more interesting than the ellipsis-heavy bios--and especially to the first “Big Mac” (the MacMillan Baseball Encyclopedia) my parents gave me as a gift a few years later, 1974’s second edition. Along with Ball Four and the 1983 Baseball Abstract, no baseball book ever had a greater impact on me.

There were three things I found especially beautiful as I would comb over the lifetime statistical records of players I’d never heard of going back almost 100 years:

1) The players who never had even a bad partial season, very common early or late in a player’s career. By “bad,” to me that probably meant a season where a player hit under .250, regardless of how many AB. If a guy was a September call-up and began his career going 1-12 (.083), he automatically became less interesting to me; ditto if someone hit .221 the season before he retired. Those career boxes just weren’t as aesthetically pleasing to the eye--they were like near-perfect movies with one clunky scene, or a favourite song with a stray lyric that made you wince. Two beautiful career boxes: Ted Williams (one season at .255, the other 18 all above .300--usually well above) and, a more recent example, Tony Gwynn (.289 as a 22-year-old, 19 straight seasons above .300 after that--and again, usually well above).

2) Lots and lots of “black ink”; numbers that meant you led the league that year. Ancient example from the 1920s and ‘30s: Lou Gehrig. More recent example: Aaron Judge. (Who, by the way, fails the first aesthetic test because he hit .179 in 27 games the year he came up.) 

3) The third thing I loved couldn’t have happened with the Big Mac, which--I only realized this when I went downstairs and checked--didn’t carry on-base percentages for individual players. I probably started to pay attention to that with James…they’re definitely included in Pete Palmer’s Total Baseball,** which eventually came to supplant the MacMillan encyclopedia. In any event, when it came to what would eventually be designated as a player's “slash stats,” I quickly gravitated to .300/.400/.500 seasons: a .300 BA, a .400 OBP, and a .500 SA. Putting park factors and the context of what era somebody played in aside, a .300/.400./.500 season has a beautiful symmetry to it; you have to do everything as a hitter to reach all three.

Doing so over the course of a career has been accomplished by 14 players:

The list is almost as noteworthy for who isn’t on there: Mays and Aaron and Mantle, whose batting averages and OBPs were suppressed by the pitcher-dominated ‘60s; Pujols and Cabrera, who faded towards the end; Barry Bonds, who fell two points short on BA because of his first three seasons; Joe DiMaggio, two points short on OBP because of his last two; Wade Boggs, Hank Greenberg, Ken Griffey, and others who missed in one category or who came close but just missed in all three. I suppose the two biggest surprises on the list are the last two; Edgar squeaked by on slugging, Chipper on BA.

There are no active .300/.400/.500 players, or at least nobody with a few seasons on his resume. First of all, there are only two active .300 hitters--besides Arráez, Jose Altuve still makes the cut at .303, but even Altuve’s mid-range power leaves him well short of a .500 SP (a mark he has reached five times seasonally--his OBP is also under .370). If you move down the BA average a bit, you get Trout at .293/.407/.570 and Judge at .292/.412/.614. Again, Trout looked like a cinch early on--with even a shot to join Ruth, Williams, Gehrig, and Foxx in the ultra-rare .300/.400/.600 club--but, if he can hang on re OBP, he’ll finish with two of the three. Judge shocked everyone by winning the batting title last year, so who knows? Eight points of batting average is still a lot to make up at the age of 33; even if Judge gets close or dips above in the next couple of seasons, I expect he’ll slide below after that (cf. Pujols and Cabrera; Thomas just barely hung on). Juan Soto also has two of the three safely covered (.417 OBP, .531 SA), but his lifetime BA is .282; Shohei only has slugging covered, with no real chance, at 31, of getting to .300/.400 in the other two categories. Mookie Betts, Freddie Freeman, Jose Ramirez--HOF hitters all of them, but not destined for the .300/.400/.500 list. Again: this is about beauty, symmetry, and my own old-school obsessions.

I’ve intentionally bypassed one name so far, probably my favourite hitter this decade: the Astros’ Yordan Alvarez. I started an I Love Baseball thread on him in 2023, naming it after the famous description of Kevin Youkilis: “Yordan Alvarez: The Greek God of ‘I'm the Best Hitter on the Planet Right Now.’” (Someone on the board said they misread “Hitter” as “Hitler”--that was grimly funny.) Outside of Houston, Alvarez doesn’t get anything remotely approaching the media coverage or fan adulation enjoyed by Judge and Ohtani, and he’s much less written about than Soto, or Vlad, or Bryce Harper, or any number of players. Purely as a hitter, though, he’s right there near the top of the list. Here are the active leaders in OPS+, along with their slash stats (at the moment, Alvarez is 15 PA shy of the 3,000 needed to appear on Baseball Reference’s career leaders list; he’ll jump onto the list in a week or two):

1. Judge - 178+, ..292/.412/.614
2. Trout - 169+, .293/.407/.570
3. Alvarez - 166+, .298/./392/.580
4. Soto - 160+, .282/.417/.531
5. Ohtani - 159+, .281/.374/.579

(There’s a big drop-off from the leaders to Freddie Freeman in sixth place.)

Of the five, I’d say Alvarez is the only one with a decent shot at finishing his career as the next and 15th name on that .300/.400/.500 list. He’s got a lot of baseball from here to there still to play--he doesn’t turn 29 until June--so although any of those numbers could head south, he also (unlike Judge or Ohtani, I’d say) has enough time left to edge his BA and OBP to where they need to be. Key to all that is that Alvarez appears to be just entering his prime: before the start of play today, he leads the American League--leads both leagues, in fact--in BA, HR, and RBIs. (He also leads in SP, OBP, hits, total bases, and a number of more esoteric analytic categories.) Early indications are that he’ll be pursuing a Triple Crown over the summer, another select group of players--18 TC seasons, 16 different players (Hornsby and Williams did it twice)--of almost exactly the same number of members, with Miguel Cabrera the most recent addition in 2012.

And there’s nothing the least bit surprising about that. When Judge won a batting crown last year, that was disorienting. When BA/OBP savant Wade Boggs hit 24 HR in 1987, even in a big hitter’s year that seemed to come out of nowhere. But Alvarez, like Cabrera and Frank Thomas before him, was put on this Earth to win a Triple Crown. And, if you count the slash-stat Triple Crown as a thing unto itself, he might just win two this year.

Three obstacles:

1) A history of injuries: since becoming a regular in 2021, Alvarez’s GP log reads 144, 135, 114, 147, 48. 2025 was a write-off, he missed a third of the 2023 season, and there have been other, shorter interruptions. Even as a DH, he’s an injury risk.

2) Even if he is able to play a full season, there’s that Judge fellow from New York. Staying ahead of him in HR is just about the toughest thing you could ask of any hitter today.

3) Alvarez is used to playing on good-to-great teams; early indications are that the Astros are anything but this year, sitting at 10-16 and in last place in the A.L. West at the moment. Could just be a slow start, but they have had a long run of success that was destined to end eventually. The problem right now, though, isn’t their hitting: they lead the A.L. in runs (admittedly, primarily because of Alvarez, so that’s circular evidence). If that holds, his RBI opportunities shouldn’t be too reduced.

Whatever public attention Alvarez has received in his career is largely attributable to some memorable post-season HR he’s hit (what first drew my attention, too), topped by an upper-deck walk-off against the Mariners in 2022.*** That, and his swing, one of those classic, picture-perfect left-handed swings--Ruth, Williams, Mattingly, Griffey, Olerud--that, for reasons I’ve never understood, have a majesty that just doesn’t translate to right-handed hitters. Which brings everything full circle, back to the realm of aesthetics, and for me, that will always cut both ways. There’s the beauty of watching Alvarez hit, absolutely, and if I were John Updike, I’d spend a few pages talking about that. But when configured just right, there’s also beauty in the numbers that document that hitting. And, very quietly, Yordan Alvarez has been configuring them about as well as almost anyone in the history of the game these past few years.


*So much so that I think I’m plagiarizing the phrase “precious commodity” from somewhere.

**Discovered that my red second edition must have suffered water damage or something--the pages are all crinkly--so I tossed it; still have the green seventh edition, though.

***Alvarez's regular season numbers are closely mirrored by what he's done in the playoffs: .294/.393/.551 over 252 PA. That was something else that fascinated me flipping through the Mac, players who had the same carryover across the board come October (in smaller sample sizes than today's expanded format). Ruth: .342/.474/.690 vs. .326/.470/.744 in the postseason. Foxx: .325/.428/.609 vs. .344/.425/.609 (only three World Series and 73 PA--uncanny).  Clemente: .317/.359/.475 vs. .318/.354/.449. Almost as if great hitters are great hitters--but of course, exceptions are numerous and often infamous.

Friday, April 17, 2026

We Do This Every Day (part 3)

Part 3, following up on earlier posts here and here. I’ve been looking at the near-decade that the Dodgers’ infield of Garvey/Lopes/Russell/Cey was able to stay intact as a unit, wondering if that could conceivably happen today. I don’t think I’ve mentioned yet that I was a Reds fan when L.A. was putting their streak together (and then, when the Reds fell off a bit, rooted for the Yankees over L.A. in the ‘77 and ‘78 World Series). From ‘72 to ‘79, the entire duration of Joe Morgan’s tenure in Cincinnati, the Reds’ infield was also unusually stable, anchored by Morgan and Dave Concepcion in the middle. They never made more than one change from year to year, most famously moving Rose in from left field in ‘75 to play third. Starting in 1972-’73, the Reds line reads 0-1-1-0-1-0-1; 4 changes over 7 seasons vs. the Dodgers’ zero changes over eight-and-a-half. I wouldn’t be surprised if that was the second most stable infield of the past 75 years over a seven-year stretch.


1977: as the Reds took a step back and the Yankees took over as the best team in baseball, that’s also when the Jays came into the league (delayed by a year, as Toronto’s attempt to move the Giants here collapsed at the last minute). So I thought that would be another way to look at the question, to study one team for the entirety of their existence. The Jays, besides soon becoming my favourite team, of course (how soon? not until 1983, when they started winning; bandwagonism is wired into my DNA when it comes to sports), present a couple of other advantages as a test case. First, with a lifetime lasting exactly 50 years (48 for the purposes of what I’m doing, lopping off 1977 and the current season), you get a sample size larger than the more recent expansion teams, but not as daunting as the teams that go back 100 or more years. That’s good; I’m lazy. Second, the Jays have been about as close to a .500 team over the long haul as you can get. Going into play tonight, they’re 3,862-3,866, four games under (but rounded to .500). They first reached .500 on April 9, 1977 (1-1),* again on April 27, 1977 (9-9), then it took them until September of 1993 to get back there. They’ve crossed over and under a few times since…the point being, looking at the entirety of their existence, they’re neither noticeably good, like the Yankees (.570 going into the 2026 season), nor noticeably bad (the Rockies/Marlins/Padres are all under .470; among older franchises, the Orioles--because of how bad the St. Louis Browns were--are at .475). So that shouldn’t tilt their ability to retain players in one direction or the other.

The Toronto Blue Jays’ yearly infield turnover from 1978-2025:



1) for the 48 seasons, the Jays have averaged 1.77 infield moves per year. Divided into three windows of 16 years each,** the number of changes have steadily increased (what I suggested in the previous post, that players simply move around more today than in the past), and the increases don’t march in lockstep with overall winning percentage: 1.38 for 1978-93 (.512), 1.69 for 1994-2009 (.492), 2.25 for 2010-25 (.508).


2) five times (1984, 1992, 2001, 2003, 2007) the Jays were able to keep their infield completely intact; once (2006) they changed everybody. (Odd--whole new infield in 2006, exactly the same four players in 2007.)


Five times in 48 seasons...5/48 raised to the seventh power is 78,125/587,068,342,272, or about 7.5 million to one. Much, much less than what I got looking at all 30 teams for the past five seasons--20 billion to one--but still: it just ain’t happening. I’d say the same thing of the Dodgers’ infield streak that I would about Cy Young’s 511 wins: unless the game were to change drastically in some fundamental way--pitcher usage for someone to take a run at Young’s record, player movement in the free agency era for some team to match the Dodgers’ streak--it’s a record that simply won’t be threatened. (I’d also note that all the zeros for the Jays came in 2007 or earlier; since then, they’ve averaged 2.28 changes per season, even higher than the MLB average for 2021-25.)


It was fun scrolling through all those long-gone seasons. Since Toronto’s ‘83-93 heyday, when they were in contention every single year (including ‘84, yes; even with the Tigers’ 35-5 start, the Jays had closed the gap to 3.5 games on June 6, and to 7.5 games as late as Sept. 4…no wild card then), I’ve followed closely and watched games when they win, tuned out when they don’t. So I’ve missed a lot of team history, especially during that middle 16-year window. As I looked at the yearly turnover in the infield, it was funny coming across names I drew a complete blank on: Chris Gomez…Russ Adams…Joe Inglett…Juan Francisco. It’s not even that I can’t put faces to the names; I can’t put names to the names.


Twenty billion to one, 7.5 million to one: I began by wondering if the sky is blue, and three thousand words later, I have my answer. Yes, the sky is blue.

*Actually, they won their very first game, so that's the first time they reached .500.


**I’m providing a question to fit the answer, but I like how each arbitrarily drawn block of 16 years tells a story:


1978-1993: from expansion to the back-to-back WS

1994-2009: the wilderness (zero playoff appearances)

2010-2025: rejuvenation (the Bautista/Vlad years)

Monday, April 13, 2026

We Do This Every Day (part 2)

The question: How likely is it that some team will be able to match what the L.A. Dodgers did in the ‘70s when they ran out the same four infielders (Steve Garvey at first, Davey Lopes at second, Ron Cey at third, and Bill Russell at short) for eight consecutive seasons? (Eight-and-a-half, to be precise; if they ever make a film about those teams, I’ve got just the title.) Explanations and clarifications are here, in part one, as is the data for both the A.L. and N.L.



What I’m getting from those numbers is exactly what I expected to get: to say “extremely unlikely” doesn’t even begin to capture the magnitude of just how unlikely it is. Looking at data for all 30 teams from the last four seasons prior to this one, 120 data points in all, a few basic findings:


1) no team kept the same infield intact for all four seasons;


2) no team kept the same infield intact for three seasons in a row;


3) four teams--the 2023 Guardians, both the Braves and the Angels in 2024, and the 2025 Phillies--managed to keep their infields intact for two consecutive seasons.


So, with four teams pulling it off in 120 opportunities, the odds for any one team maintaining their infield in any one season-to-season changeover are 30 to 1. That’s for keeping an infield together across two seasons; to do it three seasons in a row, it’d be 1/30-squared, or 1/900; 1/30-cubed for four seasons (1/27,000); all the way up to eight seasons (we’ll forget about the half-season the Dodger four were together in 1973), where the odds would be 1/30 raised to the seventh power, or 1/21,870,000,000--20 billion to one, basically.


There are no doubt all sorts of mitigating factors I’m missing that would reduce those odds. The Dodgers had the good fortune of having four good young players arrive at the same time; maybe those are the odds that need to be calculated, the odds of that happening, and you proceed from there, instead of looking at a bunch of teams that are throwing random players together who are all at different points in their careers. If I cut some slack and changed the 2024 Padres (the team where the same four infielders returned, but with two of them swapping positions) to a 0 instead of a 2, the odds would be 1/24 raised to the seventh power, or 4,586,471,424 to one. Only four-and-a-half billion to one; the difference between winning a worldwide lottery and winning, I don’t know, an intergalactic lottery.



Players move around too much nowadays for any team to come even close to what that Dodger infield managed to do. For all 30 teams from 2021-2025, there was an average of 2.05 changes per season; half of every team’s infield turned over. (The N.L. was slightly more stable, averaging 1.93 changes per team against the A.L.’s 2.17.) I was thinking of breaking down the numbers according to team success, but I’m not sure even that matters (plus it would be a lot of work…) Of the four infields that stayed intact, the 2023 Guardians were coming off 92 wins, the 2024 Braves 104, the 2025 Phillies 95…and the 2024 Angels, 73. One great team, two that were very good, and one lousy one. The Dodgers, easily the best team over that stretch, made 9 changes in total, over the league average; same as the White Sox and more than the Rockies, both of whom have been terrible the last couple of seasons. It does look like bad teams make more changes overall, as you would expect--the A’s (14) and Marlins (13) made the most--so maybe those astronomical odds are much lower for good teams. However: success also creates changeover in today’s market, as the good teams with the good players inevitably lose some of them to free agency, since you can’t afford to re-sign everybody in perpetuity. This year’s Blue Jays are a perfect example of what routinely happens: you have two guys facing free agency at the same time, in Toronto’s case Vladimir Guerrero and Bo Bichette, so you commit to one and--even when making a nominal attempt to retain both--accept that the other will move on. The most successful teams don’t necessarily keep all their best players, they’re just really good at finding new (and generally cheaper) ones to replace those who leave.


There’s another way I want to look at this, more of a fun thing appealing to the Blue Jays fan in me. I should have that ready in a week or so.

We Do This Every Day (part 1)

“You could study that”--as I mentioned in my intro to the first “Hey Bill” post, that was like a mantra with Bill James. It’s how he approached the kinds of basic questions baseball fans were always asking, many of which had answers that seemed so self-evident, no one had ever bothered to see if they were true or not…”Who should be the MVP this year?” (In the ‘79 Abstract, he wrote a long thing comparing Jim Rice’s case to Ron Guidry’s, based on their relative contributions as a hitter vs. a pitcher--which was, above all else, a refutation of the idea that a pitcher simply couldn’t be the MVP pitching once every four or five days.) “Are the _________ for real this year?” (In the ‘85 Abstract, prompted by the 84 Tigers’ 35-5 start, he tried to figure out at what point a fast start became meaningful--very early on, it turned out.) “That guy is so over/underrated”--he once tried to systematically figure out what causes a player to be over- or underrated. (I remember him concluding that Steve Garvey was like a perfect storm of overrated-ness.) That was the foundation of what eventually became sabermetrics; ask a question, figure out a method for addressing it, start collecting data.


With that in mind, I thought I’d test out something I posted on Facebook in connection to Davey Lopes’ death last week. Lopes was a solid player, just the kind of player that James identified as often underrated (working from memory here):


1) his batting average was ordinary (.263), but he took a lot of walks (74/162 games), so his on-base percentage (.349) was better than many other guys who’d hit .280 or .290, the Bill Buckner type of hitter;


2) his contributed defensively as much as he did offensively (harder to quantify, but he did have a lifetime dWAR in the positive range, one GG, and had an errorless streak of 28 games once);

3) he played on a team filled with stars;

4) he had (what was then) good medium-range power for a middle infielder; 10-15 HR a year, with a high of 28, and a slugging percentage of almost .400;

5) more important than being a base-stealer, he was a smart base-stealer; his success rate of 83% put him well above the 75% that you needed to make stealing bases worthwhile;

6) he was Black.

The most amazing thing to me that turned up in his obituaries--something I knew but had forgotten--was the 8-1/2 consecutive seasons that the Dodgers’ infield of Lopes (2B), Garvey (1B), Bill Russell (SS), and Ron Cey (3B) remained intact. Their first game together was June 23, 1973, and they stayed together as a unit until 1982, when Lopes left for Oakland. That doesn’t mean that they all played every single game, but every year from 1974 through 1981, they are listed as the Dodgers’ primary infield on Baseball Reference’s team page. I’m not sure how they determine that, but my guess is that each of them played more games at their given position than anyone else. Example: Russell was injured for much of the ‘75 season, but he still played more games (83) at short than Rick Auerbach (81). (Incredible: there was a season where the Dodgers split shortstop duties between a Bill Russell and an Auerbach.) All told, I’m pretty sure they were all playing 140+ games in almost all of those years.


What I wrote on Facebook: “That just couldn't happen today. As an experiment, think of the most successful teams this century, and I'd be surprised if you could find an infield that stayed intact for more than three seasons. Even the Dodgers from 2020-2025 did not go two seasons without at least one infield change.”


Just an intuitive, off-the-cuff remark. “You could study that,” I thought, so I have.


Immediate disclaimer: me studying something (you’ll find a handful of other such things elsewhere on this blog: Triple Crowns, the ‘92 Jays’ pitching staff, Dave Stieb’s bizarre 1985 season) is not Bill James studying something. I’m working with Baseball Reference and an ordinary desktop computer; I don’t pay for their Stathead feature, where, if you know how to set up a query, you can hit a button and generate a list of left-handed hitters who hit between 35-40 doubles while playing more than one position; and even if I were a paid subscriber, I doubt I’d know how to set up a query for what I wanted in this case. So I have to really narrow things down, and I have to search manually, skipping from screen to screen. I’m in a better place than if it were 1975 and I was using the MacMillan Encyclopedia, a Texas Instruments calculator, and a pad of graph paper, true; let’s say I’m about halfway between here and there.


I thought of two relatively manageable ways I could look at the question of how likely it is that a team could put together that kind of streak today. The first would be to take all teams this decade and track their yearly turnover in the infield. I eliminated the 2020 season because of COVID, leaving four seasonal changeovers for each team: 2021-22, 2022-23, 2023-24, 2024-25. That gave me 120 data points to look at. Compared to the whole history of baseball, that’s a small sample size. But: in trying to figure out the likelihood of doing today what Lopes’s Dodgers teams did in the ‘70s, only the most recent data seems relevant anyway. Patterns of player movement in 2026 are obviously not the same as those patterns were in 1936 or 1956, before free agency. They’re probably not even the same as in 1996, when Albert Belle signed a five-year contract for $55 million with the White Sox; Shohei makes almost that much per year now. Anyway, I think the recency of data here is more important than the quantity. As Cyndi Lauper and the Brains said, money changes everything.


The A.L. data:



The N.L. data:



Pretty straightforward what the numbers mean…that 3 under 2022 for the Yankees means that the 2022 team had three different players manning the infield when compared to the 2021 team. Actually, that was the first team I looked at, and I immediately encountered a situation that would turn up now and again: a player who stayed in the infield but switched positions from season to season, like Gleyber Torres did when he went from SS in 2021 to 2B in 2022. I counted that as a change. Lopes, Garvey, Russell, and Cey didn’t move around; they played where they played and stayed there.


All the 0s (no changes) and 4s (someone new at every position) are highlighted in yellow. There’s a 2 under the 2024 Padres highlighted in blue: the 2024 team had the same four guys in the infield as the 2023 team, but Xander Bogaerts and Ha-Seong Kim flip-flopped at second and short.


The really hard part of doing this, and where I’m just a softball-league/armchair version of James, is drawing conclusions from whatever data you assemble. (And also knowing when not to draw conclusions--realizing that you have to reframe the question to arrive at something meaningful, or when you have to discard it all together.) I’ll get to that part in a follow-up post.

Sunday, April 12, 2026

I Heard You Looking

Now that Tripod's gone, a lot of images I posted for polls I conducted on the I Love Music message board are gone with it. I did save them on my hard-drive, though, so with the help of Google Photos, here are all the images for four different ILM polls (I didn't, unfortunately, save the images for a music-video poll I ran in 2022):

1) A World of Constant Strangers (Neil Young, 2012)
2) The Lights Are on at Shea (Yo La Tengo, 2015)

The results of each poll are actually embedded in the images, and once I figured out how to move things around, they now function as ordered countdowns--you could also go to ILM or ILX for the results. (The Yo La Tengo poll was given a different name by the guy who helped me, one that followed ILM's weird obsession with poll titles constructed from awful puns on the world "poll." As was explained to me at one point, the puns are intentionally awful, that's the idea. Oh.) I never much cared about the results of any ILM/ILX poll; if it was someone else's, the interest was in putting my own ballot together, and if it was mine, the fun was in the images. If a movie poll, I'd look for the most evocative still I could find, avoiding as much as possible images that were overly familar; now and again, I'd take a screenshot from a YouTube clip if I couldn't find exactly what I wanted. Music polls were different, more conceptual. For Yo La Tengo, '70s baseball cards seemed like a perfect fit (if you know the band or at least the meaning of their name, that won't need any explanation). With Neil Young, it was more like "What does 'Cowgirl in the Sand' look like?" 100% intuition--and sometimes I went with a disconnect that made me laugh.

As I always loved pointing out, I used state-of-the-art software--Microsoft Paint--to lay the text onto the images. Microsoft Publisher will be disappearing this fall; I expect Paint will follow eventually.

Friday, April 10, 2026

Ask Greil

Following up on all those “Hey Bills,” I’ve collected and posted all the “Ask Greils” of mine that Greil Marcus answered between 2017 and 2025. (Unlike “Hey Bill,” “Ask Greil” is still up and running--you can go ask him a question right now.) I think I gave Scott Woods--who launched and edited Marcus’s website greilmarcus.net, and then continued on with his Substack for the first few years--a nudge about taking the “Hey Bill” idea and doing something similar with Marcus. Christgau soon followed with his interactive forum for readers (“Christgau Sez”), one day there’ll be a “What Does Chuck Think?” on Chuck Eddy’s Substack, and eventually everyone up to and including the Pope will have their own variation. It’s the way of the world right now.

I thought Marcus would be even pricklier than James, but nothing of the sort--he's been, right from the start, gracious to a fault with readers. I can’t recall him being brusque with anyone more than a couple of times in almost a decade now. When he was really sick a while back, and hardly writing at all, new “Ask Greil” columns were still appearing regularly; I’m guessing it was rather important to him at the time.

Amusing footnote: all my “Ask Greils” are signed “Alan Vint," after a character actor from the early ‘70s--Two-Lane Blacktop, The Panic in Needle Park, Badlands--who I’m surprised never became a star. I was still a little put off that Marcus didn’t respond when I sent him a copy of Interrupting My Train of Thought in 2014; I made it a point not to send anything in the first year “Ask Greil” ran, but I couldn’t stay away, so I used the pseudonym as a compromise. By not writing in under my own name, I wanted him to know that I no longer cared what he thought about anything…or wanted him not to know…or something. That was back when I was still in my 50s and much more immature. I get along with everybody now.

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10/19/17

Greil - You mentioned Steph Curry recently, and I vaguely remember you writing something about George Brett singing “Doo Wah Diddy” after the Royals won the ’85 World Series somewhere. Do you have any favourite sportswriters, or are there any who wrote things that influenced you? I was thinking specifically of the baseball writer Bill James—who’s often named as a major influence by a variety of unlikely people—but also earlier writers: A.J. Liebling, Jim Murray, Roger Angell, etc.

– Alan Vint

I like the columnists I read in the San Francisco Chronicle: Bruce Jenkins, who is a great moralist (and the son of Gordon Jenkins, the great Capitol arranger behind so many Frank Sinatra recordings, and the author of, along with Goodbye: In Search of Gordon Jenkins, the delightful Shop Around: Growing Up Motown in a Sinatra Household [Music that Changed My Life]), and Scott Ostler, who has a great touch with what songs to use as sports metaphors and the best sense of humor in the business. I used to love the Chronicle‘s Ray Ratto, who was a nails-for-breakfast writer who thought everything was fixed—especially the first years of the NBA lottery, something that was staring everyone in the face but no one else had the nerve to mention.

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09/19/17

Greil - Have you ever written about Richard Berry’s work with the Crowns, Cadets, Flairs, etc.? I especially love a couple of songs: “The Big Break,” obviously a rewrite of “Riot in Cell Block #9” a year later (and just as wild, I’d say—Berry’s on both, I think), and the Flairs’ “She Wants to Rock.” In ’56, Berry and the Pharaohs put out “Watusi,” which is pretty much “Stranded in the Jungle” from the same year. It’s all a little confusing.

– Alan Vint

I’ve written about Richard Berry here and there. For me, it’s always been the prison trilogy: the Coasters’ “Riot in Cell Block #9” with Berry doing the spoken parts, his own “The Big Break,” and his little known “Next Time.” Legal-jeopardy discs were a big part of early Los Angeles R&B and rock & roll, partly because everyone knew the LA police force was racist and murderous to the core. In the fifties the likes of the Rodney King beating was about as remarkable as a traffic stop.

In 1994, for an Oakland conference of the Center for California Studies at the Oakland Museum called “Bright Lights, Mean Streets: California as City,” I set up the panel “Bop City: LA’s ’50s Rhythm & Blues” with Danyel Smith and Richard Berry himself. He was a complete charm, though there because he wanted recognition as a pioneer and an artist. He wasn’t scheduled to perform afterward, but he insisted on it. He was a powerful physical presence, but a legend in the flesh: I AM SITTING NEXT TO THE MAN WHO WROTE “LOUIE LOUIE”!

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08/28/17

Greil - Charles Pierce wrote this after Trump’s Arizona speech last week: “I have no more patience, and I had very little to start with. I don’t care why you’re anxious. I don’t care for anybody’s interpretation of why you voted for this abomination of a politician, and why you cheer him now, because any explanation not rooted in the nastier bits of basic human spleen is worthless.” So, a much trickier question, I think: What do you think about Trump voters? Is it unfair to treat them as a monolithic block, or, like Pierce, are you past the point of trying to understand motivation (if you ever thought that worth understanding in the first place)?

– Alan Vint

I don’t think it’s unfair to treat Trump voters as a block. I thought so when he was elected and I think so even more strongly now, after Charlottesville and Trump’s promotion of it as ordinary, historic American discourse. He ran an inescapably racist campaign, yes, against Hispanics and Muslims and even Jews, but at bedrock against black people. Research is beginning to show that the real determinant for Trump voters was what’s being called “racial resentment,” as opposed to, you know, racism, as opposed to economic distress, and that Trump voters had no trouble translating Make America Great Again to Make America White Again, but I don’t think research was necessary to understand that: it was the motor of his campaign and he made no secret of it. So every Trump voter, even if he or she did not vote for Trump because of his racist campaign, had to say, Well, there are other things more important, or He’s not serious, or Nothing will happen anyway: in sum, It’s not a problem for me. Trump voters either directly or objectively affirmed racism, and now the vultures are coming home to roost.

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08/18/17

Greil - Have you seen Adventureland or The Perks of Being a Wallflower, and if so, any thoughts on either? They’re my two favourite movies the past decade for pop music (or at least tied with Carlos).

– Alan Vint

I haven’t and don’t know anything about them, assuming the second isn’t about how cool it is to be in the Wallflowers.

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07/26/17

Greil - Any thoughts on the NPR list of 150 Greatest Albums Made by Women? Lists are mostly useful for arguing about, right? I thought it was pretty good—my personal omissions would include Dionne Warwick, the Jefferson Airplane, Yo La Tengo, and LiLiPUT. [See introduction to piece here.]

– Alan Vint

The point of a list is selection: ruthlessly, unfairly, perversely, both to start a conversation and to mock the whole idea of boiling anything in life down to a list. Dave Marsh’s The Heart of Rock & Soul: The 1001 Greatest Singles Ever Made is not really a list: it’s a long walk through one person’s taste, sense of history, idiosyncrasy, love and hate.

With a list of 150 albums—as if the great moments are there—all kinds of factors come into play that deforms any sense of what is and what isn’t. Considerations of balance and fairness—the opposite of what a list should be—in terms of eras, race, ethnicity, genre, and on and on make decisions, not what do I love, what would distort the story if it were left out (or included). And there’s too much—when there’s room for anything and everyone, who cares?

I could say that any top list that puts Joni Mitchell’s Blue over Aretha’s I Never Loved a Man or X-ray Spex’s Germfree Adolescents is a travesty, but really, you have to dive into the depths of 130-150 to grapple with the thing, and who will? The truth is, when you run through the whole thing, it’s dispiriting. The need to play fair has led to a pile of records, many of which are not really very good, and some of which aren’t good at all.

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06/20/17

Greil - Is “Rainy Day Women #12 & 35” the most polarizing Dylan song ever? I’ve seen more than one person name it as one of Dylan’s worst, a blight on Blonde on Blonde, and in a recent commemoration of BoB’s 50th anniversary, Rob Sheffield called it “one profoundly annoying novelty song.” I don’t get it. For me, it’s Dylan at his wildest, funniest, and most brilliant—and I can’t believe they somehow snuck it onto Top 40 and turned it into a hit single.

– Alan Vint


When I first heard it it terrified me. It sounded like unleashed junkie madness. About two days later, with the radio playing it nonstop, I fell in love with it. It was completely unpredictably musically, so that it sounded different every time. There was no way to know who these people were. I listened for the shouting in the background. Everyone is having a fabulous time. But after the Blonde on Blonde sessions were over and Dylan had left, producer Bob Johnston kept the party going, and he and the musicians apparently took as much time as it takes to listen to it to record Moldy Goldies: Col. Jubilation B. Johnston and His Mystic Knights Band and Street Singers Attack the Hits, which Columbia snuck out at the same time. “Secret Agent Man” is my favorite musically, though philosophically “The Name Game” has it beat. Either or anything else on the album makes “Rainy Day Women” sounds like “She Belongs to Me.”

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10/2/18

Greil - In a recent “Ask Greil” [1/8/18] you wrote there was something “too Big Star” about the Replacements. I take that to mean you’re also indifferent about Big Star—could you maybe expand on that? I held them at arm’s length for a long time too, but the last couple of years I’ve really started to love a few songs on their first album, “In the Street,” “Thirteen,” and “When My Baby’s Beside Me” especially. Do you find they share the same kind of self-consciousness you find in the Replacements? Also, did you see Nothing Can Hurt Me, the Big Star documentary from a few years ago?

– Alan Vint

The best I can say is that I find the music of both Big Star and the Replacements small. Self-contained. The world isn’t in it. There isn’t room for the world in it.

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9/6/18

Greil - You’ve obviously written a lot about Pauline Kael, and I think you’ve expressed admiration for Manny Farber, too. I remember a Rolling Stone piece on Andrew Sarris that—correct me if I’m wrong—was fairly negative.

I was wondering if you have any thoughts on three other film critics from the ’60s (well, two film critics and a third who was primarily a political writer): Stanley Kauffmann, John Simon, and Dwight Macdonald.

– Alan Vint

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Stanley Kauffmann was one of the great bores. I recall him fulminating about the use of the word movies, rather than film—saying if you’re going to call films movies, why not call books printies? Well, why not?

John Simon was on the same wavelength: a collection of his pieces was titled Movies into Film, implying that some who made mere movies might indeed, somehow, aspire to making films. To call him a snob degrades the word—as someone else described him, he was the sort of person who if he weren’t being paid to review movies he’d probably be embarrassed to be seen entering a movie theatre—or anyway, a screening. His judgment of actresses by their looks, or rather insulting and savaging actresses for not conforming to his taste, was, I’m sure, meant to provoke outrage, and thus raise his profile and make him more money, and also completely sincere.

He could be relied on to play those numbers on The Dick Cavett Show, and in that capacity he did provide me with an opening into a piece that eventually turned into the beginning of my book Mystery Train, and for that I’ll always love him.

I never read Dwight MacDonald on movies. I liked a lot of Against the American Grain.

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8/2/18

Greil - Any thoughts on 20th Century Women, the Annette Bening film from a couple of years ago? Among other things, Greta Gerwig explains the Raincoats to Bening, and Bening and Billy Crudup dance to Black Flag.

– Alan Vint

I loved the movie long before I read Jen Pelly’s interview with the director Mike Mills in Pitchfork, especially the way none of the characters dominated or displaced any other. But I treasure this story, which is also in her 33 1/3 book The Raincoats:

Pelly: The Raincoats scene—and the whole film, it turns out—were inspired by critic Greil Marcus’ 1983 essay “Disorderly Naturalism,” which served as liner notes to the Raincoats’ live ROIR cassette The Kitchen Tapes. In it, Marcus unpacks how the music of the Raincoats captures “the process of punk,” defined as “the move from enormous feeling combined with very limited technique—more to the point, enormous feeling unleashed by the first stirrings of very limited technique.”

Mills is himself a Berkeley-born, matriarchy-raised, art-schooled punk who’s done graphic design for the Beastie Boys and Sonic Youth (including the cover of Washing Machine) and made videos for the likes of Yoko Ono and Air, not to mention wrote and directed the films Thumbsucker and Beginners. Mills spoke to me about his film’s Raincoats scene, its definition of punk, and more.

Pitchfork: Why were the Raincoats an appropriate band to anchor that moment?

Mike Mills: There are a bunch of reasons. That song came out in ’79, so it’s totally perfect. As a movie called 20th Century Women, it’s great to have a female punk band in there. And another is the way Greta talked about the Raincoats: I showed her the Greil Marcus piece and she spun out her own version of it. What Greta says in the movie is a processing of Greil’s process-of-punk piece. Greta, in real life, also loved the Raincoats. We both have a lot of respect for them. So it was a big honor for us. They’re actually holding the 7” label in the scene; we got the record from [the band]. We felt like we were on hallowed ground.

What Greta’s saying—about how, if their band was based on virtuosity, it would detract from the rawness of the expression—it really actually spoke to Dorothea, and her problem of not being able to say her inner life. Being born in the ’20s, she didn’t have a culture that supported that. These ’70s kids have a culture that supports it. So in a way, the Raincoats weren’t just this cool cultural-musical reference. I was able to use it to speak really directly to the problem of my characters. The theme of the movie is expressed. Greta is going on and on about the Raincoats’ emotionality—and how they’re saying something raw and messy and that they can’t control—and that’s exactly what Dorothea can’t do in the movie, and needs to do.

The Raincoats’ music is really nonlinear. Your movie also doesn’t sell you that false narrative of everything being neatly figured out.

My film doesn’t follow plot structure strongly, or it doesn’t rely on that to hold the film together. It is sort of open-ended; the characters are a little ambiguous. And everything about the Raincoats is open-ended. There is a wobbliness to the music on that first record. I think a lot of people really love that because there’s something more human and inviting in the fragility of it. I definitely like that. In ways—mostly —the writing—I’m trying to do that, too.

The Raincoats are so much about this beautifully flawed statement. In that way, they do sort of echo the philosophy of this film, which is trying to promote these imperfect connections between people, and imperfect people generally. Everyone can’t be who they thought they were supposed to be, or who they want to be. But within that mess, there are some nice moments of connection, or little moments of grace. I feel like the music is doing that same project in a different way.

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5/18/18

Greil - Who was a better president, Bill Clinton or Barack Obama?

– Alan Vint

That’s a book, not a paragraph, and it’s too early to write it, especially if the question is who most left the country changed for the better. Clinton left office in a scandal of his own making—the pardons not just of people under indictment but fugitives from justice. Obama’s was perhaps the most honest administration in history. But the question is bigger than that.

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1/11/18

Greil - Have you heard Nirvirna’s “Teen Sprite (Sleep Good Mix)”? It’s…something to talk about, I think. I love it. I can see where someone else might passionately hate it; I’d be more surprised if someone felt indifferent. I don’t think it discredits or makes a mockery of the original at all (how could it, and why would it?), and I’m also guessing that Dave Grohl, Krist Novoselic, and Courtney Love are aware that it’s out there and, simply by virtue of it’s not having been taken down, are okay with it. I hear it as a fascinating version of what might have been if one of the pop-metal bands at the top of the charts just before Nirvana came along had somehow come up with “Smells Like Teen Spirit” instead. And it sounds fantastic. If anything, it deepens my love of the original.

– Alan Vint

“Smells Like Teen Spirit” didn’t hit for me until I saw the video. After that the song spoke in its own voice and I didn’t see the video when I heard it—but whenever I do see the video I’m stunned, thrilled, awestruck by how complex, sexy, visceral it is.

The music here could be the K-Tel version. I’d feel better about it if Kurt Cobain weren’t dead and could laugh about it or not, himself.

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10/8/19

Greil - Any thoughts on Linda Ronstadt? I saw the new documentary last night. As a teenager in the ’70s, I thought she was gorgeous; I liked some of her singles, but I wasn’t really a fan. As a not-teenager 40 years later, I feel basically the same.

– Alan Vint


I think the proof of Linda Ronstadt, who made so many fine records (“You’re No Good” is my number one) is her on-paper totally phony punk album, the 1980 Mad Love, produced by the leader of the Cretones, as phony a punk band as the concept could allow, and the concept allows for an infinity of phoniness. It worked. It came across. It sounded new. It sounded like her.

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1/4/19

Greil - Any thoughts on any of the following: Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, The Deuce, Killing Eve, Stranger Things, Ozark, Big Little Lies, Sharp Objects? Pop music figures into all of them, to one degree or another.

– Alan Vint

I watched the first few episodes of Breaking Bad and found it tendentious and breast-beating. Plus I find Bryan Cranston one of the most tiresome actors around. So nothing there. Better Call Saul I found meretricious and self-flattering at the start and didn’t pursue it. I didn’t care about the people in The Deuce even though I would usually watch anything with James Franco and Maggie Gyllenhaal. Yes, lots of music oozing around but it was just ooze. Never watched Killing Eve, Stranger Things, or Ozark.

Sharp Objects I never missed. The use of music was as cutting as the title. It was predictable here, over there so unpredictable it could seem like a mistake—Sandy Denny in that Hispanic joint? The Everly Brothers singing “Rose Connolly”? Amy Adams and Led Zeppelin? I wrote about it in Real Life Rock Top 10 in the first installment in Rolling Stone in September. And Big Little Lies—that fantastic Elvis show! That was beyond unpredictable. I wrote about that in the April 19, 2017 Real Life Rock column for Pitchfork.

But I think the most faraway, tantalizing, seductive use of music on TV recently was in The Night Of. There was one song, playing in the background of a bar. I wrote the music director asking what it was. He didn’t know. Maybe it just showed up, I said, like this show, and stuck around til it found the right moment.

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9/27/20

Greil - With some trepidation: have you read, and do you have any thoughts on, Robin DiAngelo’s White Fragility? I’m glad I read it, and it did give me pause and got me to reflect on various things. It was also frustrating in a way that’s hard to pinpoint. Whenever I thought “Yes, but…”, it felt like there was nowhere to go, that everything has been closed off in advance.

– Alan Vint

I haven’t read it. Why should I? Please say more.

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8/21/20

Greil - As a Californian, do you have any thoughts on Kamala Harris? It would seem she has a very realistic chance to end up as president.

– Alan Vint

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. I’m very patriotic to the Bay Area, so I’d like her even if I didn’t. I liked her Biden take down about “That little girl was me” because when she was being bused to Thousand Oaks Elementary in Berkeley I was living two blocks from there.

As a senator, she’s been the closest to Al Franken in questioning dubious people. As a speaker, she can seem programmed. As a DA, she defeated a very so-called progressive Democrat who was too progressive—that is, he didn’t prosecute a lot of people who belonged in jail. As AG, in California that’s traditionally been a stepping stone office, usually to governor. So she used that office as it’s been traditionally used—while making alliances with other AGs in group actions, which didn’t get her publicity but were effective.

Over the last few days, some polls show very dramatic tightening, with one poll showing Minnesota tied (which it probably has been all along—Hillary barely carried it) and CNN showing the national race effectively tied. Given what’s happened over the last two weeks, that either means Trump’s amplifying lunacy strategy—promising a third term, attacking immigrants as animals, endorsing QAnon—is working, that people are finding Biden the Man Who Isn’t There, or perhaps most likely are scared to death of a black woman. If that’s so, Kamala has her work cut out for her to present herself as someone people can imagine as president. And I’m not sure the Biden people, who will be running her campaign, will know how to do that.

At the moment I would say Trump has a 75% chance of winning. Before the sabotage of the Post Office, I figured the voter suppression would add 3 to 4 points to Trump’s legitimate position, but now I’d guess 7 to 10. And that’s a huge amount.

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4/2/20

Greil - You’ve seen a lot. At a societal level—meaning not something personal, like the death of a parent—is this the worst thing you’ve ever experienced? I’m 58, and it’s not even close.

– Alan Vint

It depends on what you or I mean by experienced. As a possible double trigger of the 1918 influenza pandemic, which almost killed my father at the age of one, and the Great Depression—as a rationally calculated threat to the future of the country and the world, to the future of my children and grandchildren and my wife and myself, to say nothing of our immediate future, i.e. dropping dead next week or next month, no, nothing is comparable.

But in terms of dread—carrying around at any moment of the day or night the sense that life could not continue as it is and in some sense doesn’t deserve to—in my experience, this does not compare to the depths of American depravities in the Vietnam War or the attempts to destroy American ideals by the Reagan, George W. Bush, or Trump administrations: for Reagan, I believe, a difference between his ideas of what those ideals are and mine, for Bush, a casual disdain for and congenital inability to comprehend anything outside of his own country club, and for Trump adherence to a foreign power for personal financial gain, which is to say treason.

Regardless of what anyone did or did not do on this crisis, it is a natural disaster and it does not have the moral dimension that for me, in my experience, which is what you’re asking about, defines the worst thing I’ve ever lived with. I’m not saying anyone else should feel or think as I do. I’m not saying, on any level, that I’m right. But there are ways in which for me seeing Trump stand during one of his daily events at the White House and degrade both anyone who is watching and the whole history of this country, its worst along with its best and even its ordinary life, is worse than what as a society and a future we are facing. It makes struggling for a decent future seem like a sucker’s game. That’s what keeps me up at night.

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3/2/21

Greil - in your Yoko Ono response [2/26], you said something you’ve written before: that artists know things the rest of us don’t. I’ve never really agreed with this. To me, they have the talent and imagination to express those things, to give voice to them, but we know them too, that’s why we respond to their work. There are so many strange lines in Dylan’s mid-’60s work that I understand immediately, although I couldn’t begin to explain what they mean. He can. Or maybe he doesn’t need to, he wrote them.

– Alan Vint

Maybe another way of saying that artists know things others don’t is that they see thing differently—which is a real reduction of what I mean, but maybe more acceptable. Which why it isn’t what I mean. Maybe a more psychologically accurate way to say it would be that artists think they know things others don’t, and are driven to try to say what that is. And there could be many motives in that, beyond the edification of humankind. Think of Robert Johnson (as I seem to do all the time these days). He could play the guitar in ways that others couldn’t. He could weave his voice into his guitar playing in ways that produced an impression of the uncanny: what is this feeling, how can he do that, where am I, the world doesn’t feel exactly as it did a minute ago, an element of unreality, or super-reality, has just been introduced. There is a secret language being spoken that while I myself can’t speak it I can understand, in some aspect of my being, every gesture, note, word, sigh, stop, fall, and close. And why might Johnson want to tell the world what he knows and, he feels, no one else does, to make his secret knowledge public? Hobbes argued that the motive behind the creation of Greek philosophy was to seduce more boys than the other guy—which is to say that the most base or selfish motives can lie behind the highest creation. For Johnson—maybe just to show the other guys up and get more women, which amounts to the very same thing. For Jonathan Edwards, the purpose of philosophy was to affirm “the beauty of the world.” Those are the words he used—not “The Beauty of God’s Creation.” He introduced a certain element of hedonism, or even paganism, into the idea. Maybe Johnson’s motive was also to affirm the beauty, the order, of the world, especially when, in his lyrics, he says that the world is disordered and he doesn’t understand why it is as it is, and refuses to accept it. But really, what the artist knows is not determinate. It’s the will to tell.

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6/1/22

Greil - I’m wondering if you’ve ever commented on Roberta Flack’s “The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face.” I don’t think it had much critical support at the time. I was 11 when it was a hit: it was one of my favourite songs from my favourite year then, and remains so today. I don’t think I’m alone in the deep impression it made on me: it’s been used memorably in episodes of both Mad Men and, more recently, Atlanta.

– Alan Vint


I’m kind of shocked that you had the concept of critical support in your head at the age of 11, not that the record needed it. It was a natural hit and made its own atmosphere. I liked listening to it, admired its craft, but it dried up for me very quickly, like “Live to Tell” and “Every Breath You Take,” which came on so strong, promising eternal wisdom and world domination and then became good songs you’d heard enough.

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12/22/22

Greil - I'm very interested in any thoughts you might have on the new Sight & Sound poll/list of the greatest films ever, just published last week [Dec. 1]: the ascension of Chantal Ackerman's Jeanne Dielman to #1, the much greater presence of female and black directors in the Top 100, the inclusion of much newer films, the disappearance of The Godfather Part IIRaging BullThe Magnificent Ambersons, and others...All the stuff people have been arguing about all week.

– Alan Vint

I'm not the perfect person to answer this. I've never seen Jeanne Dielman, so maybe that disqualifies me from the start. I always thought the idea of Vertigo as the greatest film of all time was a joke—I'd rather watch North by Northwest (which is on this list) or The 39 Steps any time. If I were compiling a vote, I'd keep it to those movies that when I saw them said to me "This is what a movie can be!" and let me understand the form, the ambition it called for, the opening of infinite possibilities in telling a story and leaving behind a work that would thrill and trouble the minds of generations to come. For me, pictures that did this are SunriseThe Passion of Joan of ArcThe GodfatherCity LightsCitizen KaneWay Down East (Griffith, 1920, not on list unless I missed it), The Lass from the Stormy Croft (directed by Victor Sjöström in 1917—not on the list), and Bonnie and Clyde (not on the list, unless again I missed it). And a few more. Otherwise it's just favorites and consensus and not wanting to seem uncool. If such a list has any use at all, it's to lead people to movies they might never have heard of or would never been otherwise inclined to see—Sunrise being the great example. But really, it's all bean counting. I don't like lists. I hate the internet meme of "The 10 Funniest Things JFK Ever Said, Ranked!" And that's what this is. I'd prefer something like "A few movies you might want to see after you're dead."

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1/16/23

Greil - Along with the Shangri-Las, my own special HOF pleading would be for Dionne Warwick and Tommy James. I think for a lot of people my age (61), Warwick's late-'60s radio hits are among your first and best Top 40 memories; add to that her earlier hits ("Walk on By," obviously), "Then Came You" with the Spinners later, and I'm perplexed she's not in. (A recent CNN documentary may give her an extra push.)

Tommy James had a couple of huge hits I don't care for ("Hanky Panky" and "Mony Mony"), one I like a lot ("I Think We're Alone Now"), and three I love: "Crimson and Clover" (brilliant), "Crystal Blue Persuasion," and "Draggin' the Line." Three of those were also big hits for others, so he's had some influence, too.

Do you think either one belongs?

– Alan Vint

I swear on the grave of Garfield Akers—wherever it is—that I will never get trapped by this game. But it’s like eating one potato chip.

I’m dubious about Warwick, unless she and Lesley Gore can be inducted together for the two-sided single “Don’t Make Me Over” and “You Don’t Own Me.” Lesley Gore deserved so much better. So much more. And Tommy James should walk right in. I always thought “Hanky Panky” was fluff until one day I was overwhelmed by its building intensity—and heard “Be Bop a Lula” uncoiling inside of it like a snake. “Crimson and Clover” was good on the radio but it wasn’t until I heard the long version with its endless tumbling fuzz-as-the-meaning-of-life guitar solos that I realized how much Tommy James wanted and how much he got. But it’s really his irresistible book Me, the Mob, and the Music that to me takes him there. Find someone who’s already in there who’s got their name on a book about the number one rock ‘n’ roll gangster—and Tommy James is far from the only one who could write it—so completely lacking in either apology or cynicism and I’ve got a nice velvet painting of Morris Levy you can have for free. Or a million dollars. Depending.

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11/10/23

Greil - Not a question, just a comment. Some TCM programming from the other night made me think of you immediately. They devoted the evening to films with "Weekend" in the title, much as, soon after the last election, they had a night of films with "Joe" in the title. Just after midnight, back-to-back, they had Godard's Weekend followed by Palm Springs Weekend, with Troy Donahue and Connie Stevens (and with Troy Donahue on the soundtrack). "Real Life Top 10 material, for sure," I thought.

– Alan Vint

Someone at TCM has a great sense of humor.  And realizes the TCM vault holds more treasures than Sean Connery found in The Man Who Would Be King

I may have morbidity on the brain, but my first thought reading the names you mention was, and who's still alive? Connie Stevens!

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7/22/24

Greil - Obvious question: what are your thoughts on Biden, specifically whether you think he should continue or if he should step aside? And if the latter, which is the better course of action: an open convention, or they go with Kamala Harris as the nominee?

I'm a little too young to remember anything about LBJ in '68—far from a perfect analogy anyway—but I've never experienced anything like the past 48 hours [June 29]. Obama and Jeremiah Wright, to an extent, but again, very different. My own preference is that Biden steps aside for Harris. I know she's polling a point or two behind him, but I remember her sharp performance against Biden in the debates, and I think—even after a slow start as VP, followed by four years of Republican bile about her—she'd win.

– Alan Vint

In the first couple of minutes, Biden seemed so barely there, confused, and unable to finish a thought—there never was a coherent argument—I couldn’t see how he could recover. He didn’t. When he said “We beat Medicare” I knew the hole was deeper than I’d ever imagined. Sure, he meant “We solved the Medicare funding problem, opened it up to negotiating drug prices, lowered the insulin premium,” but he threw it right into Trump’s wheelhouse and he predictably hit it out of the park.

I think the story is now set in stone. Trump’s support is a mile wide and a mile deep. The ‘Save Democracy’ banner is meaningless on his side. As I’ve argued before, I don’t think support for democratic government or democratic political culture has amounted to more than 65 percent of the country in our history, often it’s been far less, and it’s far less now. Many people don’t want the burden of democratic choice, they don’t want more people included in the polity rather than fewer, they don’t want the far more free America we have now than before, they want someone to tell them what to do, what to think, how it’s going to be, and get out of the way. Biden’s support was, I believe, somewhat wider and far more shallow. I don’t believe he can continue as a credible candidate. Harris can’t be thrown overboard. It would confirm that she was never more than window dressing. It’s Biden’s fault that she was buried in the administration when she should have been built up.

Biden could withdraw on the simple basis that “I care more about the country than myself,” endorse Harris as ‘my personal choice,’ and call for an open convention. Other than Harris no possible nominee is well known or fixed in the minds of most of the electorate. Which allows for self-definition and a new story. A well handled convention—dream on, with the pro-Hamas demonstrations guaranteed to disrupt it from inside and out—with an interesting, dynamic, well-why-not nominee—Whitmer, Shapiro, Warnock, Pritzker, Tester, Klobuchar—could come out of the convention with a flood of enthusiasm that could possibly be sustained or even built upon. And a strong candidate, even if they lose, could help protect the Senate, which will be the only check remaining if Trump reclaims power.

I don’t, at this moment, think any of this will happen. The best hope is probably a heart attack. 

— I wrote this soon after the June debate. Biden just dropped out, which I didn’t think he would. Though Dean Phillips’s he’s-too-old-he-can’t-win campaign looked silly by the end, he couldn’t have been more predictive: and since he never considered himself a serious alternative, but was trying to open the field, brave. At the moment it looks as if party names are rallying around Harris. It’s too late to gin up a Draft Whitmer-Shapiro-Pritzger-Kelly-Beshear movement; someone would have to step out and say they have a better chance of beating Trump and here’s why. As I said above, a candidate who is undefined can define themselves, and Harris is defined. Although a friend came up with a campaign slogan today: PROSECUTOR VERSUS FELON. Which Amy Klobuchar could run with too.

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1/8/25

Greil - Conceding all the inherent problems with “biopics,” I get the feeling there’ll be more and more of them in the coming years about pop stars from the ’60s through the ’90s. I’ve often thought there’s a good one to be made about Cass Elliot. She turned up in both Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood and Rocketman, the Elton John film, and also (obviously) in the two Laurel Canyon documentaries from a few years back. She strikes me as one of those people who was connected to everybody for a moment in the late ’60s and early ’70s—and, no surprise, I’m a big fan of a lot of music she made. Do you think there’s a film there?

– Alan Vint

I’m not a producer. But I’d imagine that over the years people have taken options on treatments for a Mama Cass picture. And they all hit the same wall. “After all, didn’t Charlize double her weight to win that Oscar?” “Yeah, but she didn’t have to die on camera with food on her mouth.” Oh. I know, that’s not supposed to be true. But movies are fables, and in this case the fable is already there.

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2/16/25

Greil - My favourite moment among many in A Complete Unknown is between Dylan and Baez, right after Baez asks Dylan to play “Blowin’ in the Wind” for her and she joins in halfway through (paraphrasing).

Baez: “So that’s...what?”
Dylan: “I don’t know.”

I thought that beautifully captured the template for the entire film—people reacting to Dylan, trying to process what they were hearing—and something fundamental about the mystery of great art, the point where explanations aren’t needed or even possible.

– Alan Vint

To me that’s weak dialogue, poor writing. The script asks a question and then can’t think of an answer.