Wednesday, March 18, 2026

Logorrhea (2010)

The good thing about keeping a page that nobody reads: flexible deadlines. The bad thing about keeping a page that nobody reads: nobody reads it. A little late, but my favourite films of the 2000s.

1. Spellbound (Jeffrey Blitz, 2002): I’ve shown this to my class every year since it topped my 2003 year-end (at which point I’d already seen it three or four times), so I’ve seen it about a dozen times by now. My admiration hasn’t dimmed a bit. Rather than repeat everything I wrote eight years ago, I’ll link to my original comments on rockcritics.com. About halfway into the film, right after the eight principals have been introduced, I always hit pause and survey my students on whom they think will win (working from the assumption that the winner will be drawn from the eight kids we’ve met). They always overwhelmingly zero in on Neil; the actual winner, whom I won’t name in case anyone hasn’t seen this yet, has never elicited more than a couple of votes (and sometimes doesn’t receive any). Above and beyond Spellbound’s inexhaustible surprises, its influence is large. I can think of at least four really good documentaries (one listed below, the other three close runners-up) that exist in Spellbound’s shadow: most obviously Mad Hot Ballroom, a virtual remake transposed to a different context; Wordplay and Word Wars, for the lexicography angle; and, a spiritual offshoot, The Heart of the Game. I was surprised by how disappointing Rocket Science, Blitz’s fictional follow-up, was--ambitious, for sure, but a real mess. Rechecking that film’s title on IMDB, though, I see he has gone on to direct a number of Office episodes. I don’t watch The Office myself, but, just in case Spellbound’s Harry gets a cameo in some upcoming Blitz-directed episode, maybe I should start.

2. Zodiac (David Fincher, 2007): I hated Fight Club--bombastic, ugly, pleased with its ugliness (I won’t hold the movie responsible for the 5-cent gimmick that presumably belongs to the book)--and a second look at Seven recently wasn’t what I’d call a wise decision. I’ve seen Zodiac six or seven times, and its pull just gets stronger and stronger--I leant it out two weeks ago, and I wish I had it here right now to watch again. When I run the film over in my mind to try to understand why I love it so much, I get a little lost. One explanation may reside in a criticism levelled by San Francisco blogger Steven Rubio: “Yet the film never bothers to explain to us exactly why Graysmith is obsessed with the case. He's on the periphery of the events that take place in the Chronicle, he likes to solve puzzles, and then suddenly the identity of the Zodiac killer is all he cares about. But nothing in the film convincingly shows how that obsessive leap takes place.” Agreed--except that I count that unexplained obsessiveness as one of Zodiac’s greatest strengths. I’m someone who’s had my share of obsessions over the years, some productive and some not, some a lot easier to explain than others. Do I understand why I’ve combatted, and continue to combat, a severe addiction to online Scrabble the past seven years? Not really, no--some obsessions defy explanation. So when Graysmith visits fellow-obsessive Paul Avery at one point to try to revive Avery’s interest in the case--Avery having dropped out of sight, his years trying to uncover Zodiac’s identity having decimated his life--Graysmith gives voice to something they both know to be true, even if neither can explain it: “It was important.” It’s a great, great moment. And as good as both Jake Gyllenhaal and Robert Downey are--Downey manages to modulate his congenital showiness enough to disappear into his role--the performance that most knocks me out is Mark Ruffalo’s. His mounting exasperation as he tries to keep one step ahead of Gyllenhaal and Downey’s Good Hardy Boy/Bad Hardy Boy tag-team is something to see.

3. Lost in Translation (Sofia Coppola, 2003): Speaking of performances, Bill Murray gets the nod for the decade. I wrote at the time that he doesn’t go as deep in LiT as he did in Rushmore--specifically, the moment where he meets Max’s father--and I might stand by that. Or I might not; his karaoke run-throughs of “What’s So Funny ‘Bout Peace, Love & Understanding” and “More Than This” are as good as it gets. I vividly recall feeling stunned when he lost the Academy Award that year to Sean Penn’s huffing and puffing in Mystic River. (I shouldn’t have, of course--the Academy Awards are a dog-and-pony show, Penn gave exactly the kind of performance that wins, etc., etc. Even knowing all that, it still threw me. And, if I’m remembering correctly, Murray looked a little stunned too.) So they got Murray’s character right, but for the film to work, they had to get Scarlett Johansson’s right too. They did. (Middle-aged sigh.) They did.

4. The Heart of the Game (Ward Serrill, 2005): Another one I show annually to my class, taking care to hit the mute button when Darnellia goes off on the guy in the stands. (There’s another random “Fuck!” in the locker room after a close loss; that one’s tougher to dodge, but I manage.) Darnellia and Bill Resler are just about the best movie odd couple this side of, I don’t know, Jodie Foster and Anthony Hopkins in Silence of the Lambs. And I mention lambs only because they might have worked for one of Coach Resler’s sales pitches to his players: “Okay, girls, this year I want you to think ‘Flock of Lambs’--wild and wooly on the outside, loyal to the herd, a solid core of gentility underneath.” I’m totally winging it, just like Resler. (Came across this when I checked to see if he was still coaching. Sad.)

5. The Squid and the Whale (Noah Baumbach, 2005): Such an odd film--I knew I’d seen something the first time I saw it, I just wasn’t sure what. It’s about Laura Linney, who’s sane, and the three men she lives with (as the story begins, anyway), who aren’t. They hiss at each other for 70 minutes, then the older son buckles under the weight of all the hissing and breaks down crying. Then he runs off to the museum. And if that isn’t enough for three or four films, I also owe Baumbach for introducing me to Bert Jansch. I went home that night and tracked down “Courting Blues,” played over the end credits, immediately leading me to “Running from Home,” which on some days is my favourite song ever. He did it all over again in his next film, the good but lesser Margot’s Wedding, this time unearthing Karen Dalton.

6. Elephant (Gus Van Sant, 2003): When I saw this the first time, I hadn’t seen Gerry, and I didn’t know about Bela Tarr. Elephant made an impression on me--I’ll again link back to my original comments--but you can tell I’m a little out of my element. I had to get past that “Oh.” I did: four or five viewings later, I find Van Sant’s conception of Columbine deeply moving. That “teenage small-talk” I referred to somewhat dismissively matters a lot—more than anything, it’s what the killers violate, and Van Sant very methodically makes sure you feel that violation--as does all the dreamy tracking. And that’s where Gerry and Tarr come in; I’d already come to love Elephant by the time I caught up with its antecedents (just within the past couple of months, to be honest), so it was actually Elephant that helped me find my way into them.

7. No Direction Home: Bob Dylan (Martin Scorsese, 2005): A friend of mine has assured me that this is Dylan’s film, not Scorsese’s--starting with the fact that all of Dylan’s interviews were conducted with an interviewer of his choice, probably even wholly scripted by him (cf. Nate Hentoff in 1966, if legend is to be believed). Maybe; I honestly don’t know, and I’m not sure it makes a difference. There’s just so much stuff to lose yourself in here, and out of the morass, the chaotic sweep of events, a story does come into focus, one that has something to do with the way Dylan spends much of the film trying to disengage himself from those events, constantly reminding the interviewer that that--politics, folk music, glamour, “the sixties”--was their thing, not his. Nothing new, I guess, he’s been feinting and dodging forever; I’m Not There might have been a good title too. There’s a multiplicity of other stories that come into focus, too, criss-crossing all over each other, and they’re harder to sort out. In one of my favourite conceits in the film, the Beatles get acknowledged exactly twice: once verbally (something along the lines of “Would you ask the Beatles that?!” at one of those toxic press conferences), the other time as a listing in Billboard (in a close-up of the chart where “Like a Rolling Stone” hits #2, you can see the Beatles sitting at #1 with “Help”). “Oh yeah, those guys...” That very noticeable omission is a pretty good story in and of itself.

8. No Country for Old Men (Ethan & Joel Coen, 2007): The older I get, the greater my aversion to screen violence. The violence in No Country is so swift and so drastic—in impact, I mean, not in quantity (it’s like The Godfather that way)--not to mention so loud, I was on edge for the duration the first time I saw it, on edge in a very unpleasant way, and in fact spent a lot of the time semi-covering my eyes. Yes, I still do that at movies that scare me. But after a second and third viewing mitigated all the nasty stuff, I was able to appreciate just how beautifully, and classically, this film was structured (something it shares with the similarly triangulated Zodiac). Jones and Bardem are great--conceding that Bardem’s character is essentially an arted-up version of Jason or Freddy Kruger--but, again as with Zodiac, I’ll single out the less celebrated vertex of the triangle, Josh Brolin, as giving the subtlest performance among the three leads. I’ve seen a lot of Coen Brothers films over the past 25 years; this joins Miller’s Crossing and Fargo as the only ones I love (and it didn’t happen immediately with Fargo, either).

9. Ghost World (Terry Zwigoff, 2001): Coming on the heels of Crumb, I think I decided Zwigoff was the world’s greatest director when I first saw this. I lost track of him after Art School Confidential (liked that one too, with reservations), but I watched Ghost World again a couple of years ago, and it held up very well. The best moment is right out of Crumb--when Enid throws the Skip James record (of which there are “eight known copies” according to MetaFilter) on her chintzy turntable one night and disappears.

10. Andy Warhol: A Documentary Film (Ric Burns, 2006): In an almost identical version of this list I submitted to an I Love Everything poll a few weeks ago, I had this at #11 and Wendy and Lucy at #10. I’ve only seen Wendy and Lucy once, though, and just don’t remember enough specifics to write about it, so I’ll go with the Warhol documentary. I liked Chuck Workman’s Superstar: The Life and Times of Andy Warhol from a few years ago, but Burns’s PBS-sponsored version dwarfs it. (Stuff you find out when checking credits: Workman released a documentary last year on Jonas Mekas. Hadn’t heard a word about it—can’t wait till it makes its way here.) I don’t know if this is as dense as No Direction Home (also of PBS origin--I think both were part of American Masters), but clocking in at an extra 40 minutes, you can bet there’s quite a morass to lose yourself in here, too. There's a section on the JFK assassination right at the end of part one that I’d probably name as my single favourite sequence of the decade. You see the assassination through Warhol’s eyes; he’s still feeling his way at the time, still trying to get his name out there, and the '60s--and everything that that phrase has come to encapsulate--have begun but haven’t begun. He hears the news, goes back to his studio (“What does this mean?” he keeps asking anyone within earshot), and before long is furiously painting those now-iconic images of the grieving widow. As one of the interviewees explains it: “He understood instantaneously the second Liz turned into ‘Liz’--which was with her tracheotomy, and her sexual scandals in the early ‘60s--and with Jackie, the second JFK was shot, just to understand that immediately they were...incomprehensible spectacles that would make one speechless to contemplate. And he got that immediately.”

Melodramatic? Maybe--give me some evocative music in the background, and my defences against such rhetoric crumble away. Not only do I buy it, I want to live inside those quotation marks; my new greatest aspiration in life is to become an incomprehensible spectacle that would make one speechless to contemplate.

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Ten more:

11. Wendy and Lucy (Kelly Reichardt, 2008)
12. The True Meaning of Pictures: Shelby Lee Adams’ Appalachia (Jennifer Baichwal, 2002)
13. Stevie (Steve James, 2002)
14. Paranoid Park (Gus Van Sant, 2007)
15. Harvard Beats Yale 29-29 (Kevin Rafferty, 2008)
16. The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters (Seth Gordon, 2007)
17. Roman Polanski: Wanted and Desired (Marini Zenovich, 2008)
18. A League of Ordinary Gentlemen (Christopher Browne, 2004)
19. Man on Wire (James Marsh, 2008)
20. Capturing the Friedmans (Andrew Jarecki, 2003)

Finally, the decade’s big film story for me, living in Toronto (perhaps mirrored in other cities), was the closure of so many theatres. We lost the Bloor repertory chain (since resurrected, sort of, but not nearly as good), the York, the Eaton Centre Cineplex (I saw both Persona and C.H.U.D. there!), the Uptown and Uptown Backstage, the Hyland, the Humber, the Carlton...I’m sure I’ve forgotten a few. Maybe you’d expect to lose that many theatres in the course of a decade, I don’t know; it felt like an onslaught. I’d be surprised if the Cumberland lasts too much longer. Here I am on the Carlton’s last night. Just to clarify, I’m waving goodbye to the theatre, not to capitalism or Michael Moore, at least one of which I’m hoping lasts.

Beer Summit (2010)

2009 YEAR-END BALLOT

1. “I Gotta Feeling,” Black Eyed Peas: Did this have a lengthier run at #1 than “Boom Boom Pow”? Not sure--but I’m predicting that it’ll be making people happy long after its predecessor’s expert flash is relegated to the sidelines (after first taking a moment to salute its great line about being so 2000-and-eight; I spent a couple of weeks last spring laying that on everybody I spoke to). It’s amazing how far these people have come in such a short time: not more than a couple of years ago, they were more or less a monstrosity. “I Gotta Feeling” exists somewhere inside a November election-eve euphoria that never ended, a moment a world apart from Joe Lieberman, Orly Taitz, Glenn Beck, Sgt. Crowley, Matt Taibbi, Joe Wilson, and the, um, exigencies of governing that have made the past year such a prosaic slog. (I say that as an interested Canadian who believes the President’s doing just fine; Iowa, however, 2009 has not been.)  As melodic and graceful as it is propulsively anthemic, “I Gotta Feeling” brings to mind “Holiday” and “Roam” and (of course) the Vengaboys, and I’ll even throw in “1979” in terms of the video. Seeing BEP doing it on one of the award shows after descending from above on giant rocketships was easily my musical high point of the year. Again, these weren’t just any rocketships--they were super-huge giant ones.

2. “Gardeninginginging,” Knight School: After almost 20 years of participating in year-end polls, I’m tempted to cast my first-ever LP vote. I saved five out of The Poor and Needy Need to Party’s 14 songs on my hard-drive, which for me is about as good as it gets. I could also happily go with “Pregnant Again” on my singles list, but this is the one that I’ve included on three or four mix-CDs for friends, and that’s always a reliable tiebreaker. My number-one favourite default admission when explaining why I like what I like applies once more: I haven’t got the faintest idea what it’s about, and the title ain’t helping a whole lot. I think I might be able to teach myself how to play it on the guitar, though--the main riff sounds like a speeded-up “Hand Me Down World”--so if I can recruit some backup in the spring, I’m hoping to turn an army of elementary school kids at Huttonville P.S. into lifelong Knight School fans.

3. “Bad Fog of Loneliness,” Neil Young: I’ll allow this in on the same rationale that landed Dylan’s Royal Albert LP high on album lists a few years back: the Stray Gators studio version buried somewhere towards the end of Archives’ morass is its first-ever commercial release. (It did turn up on the Massey Hall album two years ago, but since I’m bending rules anyway, no point in nitpicking.) It begins exactly the same as “Old Man,” then brings in a steel guitar and gets much better--it would have vied with “A Man Needs a Maid” as Harvest’s greatest song. In a guardedly positive review of Archives I wrote earlier this year, I tried to be clear that guardedly positive was a luxury afforded by a review copy; anyone paying for Archives would be getting an unreasonably large amount of music he already had. “Bad Fog of Loneliness” goes some way towards softening that realization.

4. “Never Come Down (The Brownie Song),” Cunninlynguists: Drug songs are keeping pace with the times: dispensing with rabbit holes, rainy day women, and the old within-you-without-you, this guy sits in front of his computer marvelling at Google Earth and “getting his zoom on.” Cypress Hill and Cheech & Chong probably had lines just as good as “Physics don’t apply/Midgets in the sky/Skipping round my head, saying ‘Negro, you so high,’” but if so, I’ve (and they’ve) forgotten what they were.

5. “Summertime Clothes,” Animal Collective: The other two songs I downloaded by this group were icky clump, but after a few ominous seconds of Sting-like crooning near the start, this one bounces along fetchingly. Help me out--this is art-rock, right? In the best sense, I mean: mad synthesizer, bubblegummy ELO, mountains coming out of the sky, ooh-what-a-lucky-man and all the rest. And, in its indie-rock way, as salacious as Fergie or Lady Gaga, albeit more polite about it: “And I want to walk around with you, and I want to walk around with you...” On my 2009 Walking-on-Sunshine meter, I give this at least nine Mazel Tovs.

6. “The Fireside,” Yo La Tengo: Well, you’ve got to be a fan--a big fan. Eleven minutes of ambient noodling, a few whispered fragments three-quarters of the way in, a Mark Rothko painting with slightly more of a plot. I like Mark Rothko, and I like losing myself in this. Most of the rest of Popular Songs is disappointing.

7. “A Walk in the Former Yugoslavia,” Pan Am Down: A lot of the music I accumulated (a euphemism meant to ease my conscience somewhat) this year came via three websites: Wilfully Obscure, Jangle Pop Boutique, and I Wish I Was a Flexidisc. The latter two lean heavily British, the first is tilted American; all three are mired in the past (primarily the ‘80s), just like me, but occasionally they’ll post something current. And when they do, big surprise, it’s almost always the work of someone mired in the past. “A Walk in the Former Yugoslavia” is very much set in the Husker Du/Dinosaur Jr. mid-‘80s moment, and I might be the last living person who counts that as largely a good thing.

8. “This Is It,” Michael Jackson: Short of, I don’t know, stumping for Nickleback, this is just about the last person I ever expected to be voting for. My feelings had become so negative towards Michael Jackson by the time of his death that, when I tried a number of times to write something for my page--something that I hoped might marginally balance the mass amnesia that seemed to permeate everything I was reading--I eventually gave up after constantly getting bogged down in contradictions, inconsistencies, and dead ends. The short version: highly personal art that emerges from a damaged psyche isn’t inherently of value, sometimes it’s just shrill and overwrought, and, as much as I’ve always loved a few Jackson and Jackson 5 songs, the great Thriller moment was hardly a watershed event in my own life (the alleged “death of monoculture” and such). With that as the backdrop, “This Is It” is everything I never would have guessed it would (or even could) be: modest, old-fashioned, humane, an almost wilful non-event. I’ve no interest in seeing the film; for me, this closes a long and often tiresome story honorably.

9. “Day 'n' Nite,” Kid Cudi: This first caught my ear last year, a few months before it reappeared in the spring riding shotgun up the Top 40 alongside “I’m in Miami, Trick.” The two have a somewhat similar feel; LMFAO are in it for laughs, of course, and when I think about how Beck and Eminem made their entrances with funny novelty records, maybe LMFAO are the next great Rock Critic Project waiting in the wings. For now, I find Kid Cudi’s skronks and whooshes more sonically compelling.

10. “The Wilco Song,” Wilco: I should probably vote for “Poker Face” instead, but a) this is at least as catchy, b) I’ve gradually become something of a fan (“Handshake Drugs” was on my decade-end Top 10, and I liked this year’s concert doc), c) I’ve never cast a vote for Wilco before, and d) only three other things on my list fall into the category of Mid-Tempo Music for Old White People, and I feel it’s important that I add a fourth.

Eagle All Gone and No More Caribou (2010; w/Scott Woods)

I leave the decade much as I came in; I'm all about the flow.

Scott Woods and I counted down our favourite songs of the '00s--I believe the technical name is "the Nits"--on CKLN this past Sunday. If you listened to our pre-election show last fall, or have any familiarity with college radio at all, you'll know that Murphy's Law is always in full effect (triply so with me). So of course on this particular Sunday, the main-studio mikes were completely down, which necessitated that the music and control board were being operated in one room, while the conversation took place in another. Since that wasn't complicated enough, we figured we'd try to converse overtop tracks to get in as much music as possible. Mostly, and miraculously, we made out okay; when we didn't, well, you can hear for yourself.

Here's a top 10 from each of us, plus 10 runners-up (alphabetical for me, ranked for Scott). We did the same 10 years ago. In 2019, things will be much simpler, as everyone will have their decade-end lists uploaded directly onto their driver's licenses and made available for public inspection.

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Phil

1. “Outta Control,” 50 Cent w/Mobb Deep (2005)
2. “You! Me! Dancing!” Los Campesinos (2007)
3. “How Some Jellyfish Are Born,” Yo La Tengo (2002)
4. “Gardeninginginging,” Knight School (2009)
5. “Handshake Drugs,” Wilco (2003)
6. “Frontline,” Pharcyde (2000)
7. “Airborne,” Wussy (2005)
8. “The Samurai in Autumn,” Pet Shop Boys (2002)
9. “Your Therapy,” She Mob (2001)
10. “My Spy,” Imperial Teen (2002)

“Echo’s Answer,” Broadcast (2000)
“Field of Stars,” Oliver Schroer (2006)
“I Gotta Feeling,” Black Eyed Peas (2009)
“Mandarinerna,” Kim Hiorthoy (2004)
“99 Problems,” Dangermouse (2004)
“Red, White and ####,” Figghole (2008)
“Whatever You Want,” Resonars (2007)
“When the Last Time,” Clipse (2002)
“Will You Be Here Tomorrow,” Mendoza Line (2004)
“With Every Heartbeat,” Robyn (2007)

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Scott

1. “Digital Love,” Daft Punk (2001)
2. “The Long Way Around,” Dixie Chicks (2006)
3. “Early Winter,” Gwen Stefani (2008)
4. “Unwritten,” Natasha Bedingfield (2004)
5. “Don’t Stop the Music,” Rihanna (2007)
6. “Do It to It,” Cherish (2006)
7. “Oh,” Ciara (2005)
8. “Biology,” Girls Aloud (2005)
9. “Galang,” M.I.A. (2005)
10. “You! Me! Dancing!” Los Campesinos (2007)
11. “Too Little Too Late,” JoJo (2006)
12. “Irreplaceable,” Beyonce (2006)
13. “Lollipop,” Lil Wayne (2007)
14. “Kerosene,” Miranda Lambert (2005)
15. “Potential Breakup Song,” Aly & AJ (2007)
16. “The Warning,” Hot Chip (2006)
17. “Hey Ya!” Outkast (2003)
18. “Ayo Technology,” 50 Cent w/Justin Timberlake (2007)
19. “LDN,” Lily Allen (2006)
20. “Intro-Introspection,” Osymyso (2002)

Tuesday, March 17, 2026

Please Don't Do That (2009)

My sister and I are very, very appreciative of how many people came out last night and today, either because you knew and remember our mom, or if you didn’t, just as a show of support to Pam and myself.

I just wanted to talk briefly about the stuff that made us laugh when it came to our mom, especially the last few years. Anything I’m going to say, she laughed at too. She had a great sense of self-deprecation; I don’t remember that as especially being a part of my dad’s personality, but both my sister and I share in it, so it probably came from our mom.

She was an adventure-and-a-half in the car--without doubt, the world’s worst front-seat passenger, something that first our dad and then both of us had to contend with. It would have been hugely entertaining to be a fly on the wall when I was driving my mom around town. She had this thing where under almost any kind of a pretext, she’d grab at the door. I’d go into a left turn, not a car in sight, and she’d grab at the door. Continuing to look straight ahead, I’d quietly but sternly say “Please don’t do that.” We’d go a little farther, and then, spotting a car half a mile down the road pulling out of a parking lot, she’d grab at the door. “Please don’t do that.” I’d adjust the mirror, she’d grab at the door. “Please don’t do that.” Sometimes I’d make her agree to place her purse on her lap, clasp her hands together, and place her hands on the purse. Mostly that worked, but now and again she’d spot something up ahead and, without unclasping, she’d still manage to grab at the door. Pam also wanted me to mention my mom’s signature goodbye whenever we left her apartment: “Drive carefully” for both of us, with a “Be careful in the parking lot” appended for my sister. One of the last ten or so times I talked to my mom on the phone, she finished the call by saying “Drive carefully.” I was standing in the kitchen at the time...it was a little weird.

I think in large part because she watched so much CNN, this state of panic often extended to the world at large. I was always trying to explain to her that she didn’t need to spend so much time worrying about tornadoes, hurricanes, floods, epidemics, droughts, food poisoning, Al-Qaeda, meteors, serial killers, locusts, and Republicans. These things were real, I assured her, but she was probably pretty safe at 8 Durham St. in Georgetown. She worried anyway, and we all laughed about it.

Obviously I owe my mom everything, but more specifically, while my love of baseball and sports came from my dad, my interest in news and politics came from my mom; my love of film came from both my parents, but especially my mom. At a young age, they introduced me to great films like The Manchurian Candidate, and The Hustler, and To Sir with Love, and even Midnight Cowboy. My mom would sometimes say her favourite film was Laura, and sometimes she’d say All About Eve. I asked her towards the end which was her absolute favourite, and after thinking about it for a few seconds, she said both. And then, I think, she went back to worrying about Al-Qadea. We’ll miss her very much.

When Sadness Comes (2009)

Nine books on Richard Nixon that I'd ordered from AbeBooks arrived in the mail yesterday. I set a new standard for stupidity by accidently ordering something (Richard Reeves' President Nixon: Alone in the White House) I owned not once but twice already--a copy on the shelf, and another one boxed away with some other duplicate books and movies. Weirder still, of the nine books, the Reeves turned out to be the only one that was damaged; as soon as I removed it from the box, pages started falling out. This may end up being lucky--if I can get a full refund, I'm off the hook. But if, as my initial contact with the seller would indicate, they're expecting me to spend five dollars shipping the book back in order to get a refund of six, obviously I won't follow through, in which case I'll have taken that standard of stupidity to a new level still.

I'm not exactly sure when I started collecting books about, by, or related to Nixon. When he died in '94, I think I'd already started; I vaguely recall it occurring to me that I'd missed my chance to get a book signed. (And I still believe that Nixon was so in need of validation that a friendly letter and some return postage would have been enough to make that happen, at least in the days before eBay.) In any event, it was somewhere around that time that I consciously decided that, so long as it was reasonably priced (under $10, let's say), I'd buy any and every Nixon book I came across.

Whenever Nixon's name comes up in conversation with someone, and I mention the books, and relate my fascination with the man, I always feel the need to immediately explain myself. I'm always sensitive to the fact that the assumption will be that I'm someone who views Nixon as a heroic figure, as somebody who was done in by the media, the counterculture, intellectuals, the Kennedys, liberals, etc., etc. (basically, that my view of Nixon is no different than what Nixon's view of Nixon was). No--my fascination, I go on to clarify, can instead be attributed to two things.

First, there's the simple fact that Nixon was in office when I first paid any attention at all to politics--I sat in front of the TV as a 12-year-old and taped his resignation speech on a cassette recorder--and, even more than that, that he was absolutely central to a moment in time, the early and mid-70s, that continues to this day to be of such paramount importance to my own imagination. So much of the music and so many of the films that I love from that time were either explicitly about Nixon, or implicitly about him. He was there in Michael Corleone, in Travis Bickle, in "Ambulance Blues," in "Smiling Faces Sometimes," in Nashville, in Welfare--he was lurking everywhere. And when the art wasn't so good, and a world was conjured up where he and the realities of the day were seemingly absent--The Brady Bunch, Love Story, K-Tel--that meant something too.

More personally, I've long recognized that I share in some of Nixon's worst character flaws. I won't dwell on that too much here, other than to scan a little chart I once drew up for Martina and Kay's Big Secrets #2, a fanzine put out by Martina Eddy in the mid-90s, in which I contrasted myself with Nixon and LBJ.

I was too hard on myself--I definitely don't view myself as a manipulative person today, and I'm not really sure why I thought I was at the time. As for the rest, well, much less so now than 15 years ago, but I can't say that it's not all some part of who I am.

Taken together--Nixon as part of my personal timeline, and also as a mirror into a corner of my own less-than-admirable self--I do maintain an unusual bond with him. It helps that I'm about five years too young to share in the visceral hatred of Nixon that demarcates the half-generation ahead of me--if I'd been 17 in '74 instead of 12, I doubt that bond would exist. And it helps even more that I've got some emotional and geographical distance as a Canadian. If I'd lost a family member or a friend in Vietnam, I'm pretty sure the visceral hatred would be there. (As I mentioned somewhere over in the Obama blogging, Palin has helped me to understand--to experience in the here and now--some of that Nixon-hatred.)

Every January 9, on Nixon's birthday, I show my students that amazing slow zoom that concludes the first Frost interview--the shot that culminates with Nixon finally, after five agonizing minutes of stumbling and rambling and self-serving legalisms, coming as close to an apology as he likely ever came. (I first provide as much context as I reasonably can in a brief introduction, else I'm not sure the clip would mean anything.) Greil Marcus once compared the intensity of The Godfather's slow zoom into Michael as he formulates the murder of McCluskey and Sollazzo to a similar shot in Persona where Bibi Andersson recalls her sexual encounter on the beach. I'd add the closing shot in Long Day's Journey into Night ("That was in the winter of senior year...") as being close to their equal, and I'd say the Nixon zoom is even more mesmerizing than all three. My students almost always remain quiet and focussed for the duration of the shot; maybe they're connecting with something close to what I connected with at their age.

The books. You can argue against a few of these as being Nixon books--e.g., Centre Stage, a biography of Helen Gahagan Douglas, or Before the Storm, Rick Perlstein's account of Goldwater's ascension and run for the Presidency in '64--but I tend to include anything where Nixon figures prominently in the events or life being chronicled. In Douglas's case, it's an easy call--whatever historical interest she retains today resides almost entirely in her losing Senate race against Nixon in 1950. Ditto the books by Dean, Haldeman, Erlichman, and others. Nixon's centrality to the lives of people like Chambers or Ellsberg is perhaps less obvious, but to me they belong.

A Tissue of Lies: Nixon vs. Hiss – Morton Levitt & Michael Levitt
Abuse of Power – Stanley I. Kutler
All the President’s Men – Carl Bernstein & Bob Woodward
An American Life: One Man's Road to Watergate – Jeb Stuart Magruder
An American Melodrama: The Presidential Campaign of 1968 – Lewis Chester, Godfrey Hodgson & Bruce Page
An Evening with Richard Nixon – Gore Vidal
Archibald Cox: Conscience of a Nation – Ken Gormley
Before the Storm – Rick Perlstein
Being Nixon: A Man Divided – Evan Thomas
Beyond Peace – Richard Nixon
Blind Ambition – John Dean
Breach of Faith – Theodore H. White
Center Stage – Ingrid Winther Scobie
Conspiracy: Nixon, Watergate, and Democracy's Defenders – P. O'Connell Pearson
Crazy Rhythm – Leonard Garment
Dirty Tricks: Nixon, Watergate and the CIA –Shane O'Sullivan
Exile – Robert Sam Anson
Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72 – Hunter S. Thompson
Feiffer on Nixon – Jules Feiffer
From: the President – Bruce Oudes (editor)
Great Society: A New History – Amity Shlaes
Hubris and the Presidency – Richard Curtis
I Gave Them a Sword: Behind the Scenes of the Nixon Interviews – David Frost (hardcover & paperback)
Ike and Dick: Portrait of a Strange Political Marriage – Jeffrey Frank
In Search of Deep Throat – Leonard Garment
Johnson, Nixon, and the Doves – Melvin Small
Just Plain Dick – Kevin Mattson
Kennedy & Nixon – Christopher Matthews
King Richard – Michael Dobbs
Kissinger – Marvin Kalb & Bernard Kalb
Kissinger – Walter Isaacson
Mark Felt: The Man Who Brought Down the White House – Mark Felt & John O'Connor
Mayday 1971 – Lawrence Roberts
Mrs. Nixon – Ann Beattie
1999 – Richard Nixon
1960: LBJ vs. JFK vs. Nixon – David Pietrusza
Nixon Agonistes – Garry Wills
Nixon: A Life – Jonathan Aitken
Nixon and Kissinger – Robert Dallek
Nixon at the Movies – Mark Feeney
Nixon in China – Margaret MacMillan (hardcover & paperback)
Nixon in Winter – Monica Crowley
Nixon off the Record – Monica Crowley
Nixon: Ruin and Recovery 1973-1990 – Stephen E. Ambrose
Nixon: The Education of a Politician 1913-1962 – Stephen E. Ambrose
Nixon: The Triumph of a Politician 1962-1972 – Stephen E. Ambrose
Nixon's Darkest Secrets – Don Fulsom
Nixon's Enemies – Kenneth Franklin Kurz
Nixon's Shadow: The History of an Image – David Greenberg
Nixonland – Rick Perlstein
No More Vietnams – Richard Nixon (hardcover & paperback)
Observing the Nixon Years – Jonathan Schell
One Man Against the World: The Tragedy of Richard Nixon – Tim Weiner
One of Us – Tom Wicker
Papers on the War – Daniel Ellsberg
Pardon Me, Mr. President – Ranan R. Lurie
Playing with Fire: The 1968 Election and the Transformation of American Politics – Lawrence O'Donnell
Poisoning the Press: Richard Nixon, Jack Anderson, and the Rise of Washington's Scandal Culture – Mark Feldstein
Power and the Presidency – Robert A. Wilson (editor)
President Nixon: Alone in the White House – Richard Reeves
President Nixon’s 24 Hours in Warsaw – Stanislaw Glabinski
President Nixon’s Psychiatric Profile – Eli S. Chesen
Presidential Power: The Politics of Leadership with Reflections on Johnson and Nixon – Richard E. Neustadt
Recollections of a Life – Alger Hiss
Report of the County Chairman – James Michener
Richard M. Nixon: A Life in Full – Conrad Black
Richard Milhous Nixon – Roger Morris
Richard Nixon and His America – Herbert S. Parmet
Richard Nixon: An Oliver Stone Film – Eric Hamburg (editor)
Richard Nixon: The Man Behind the Mask – Gary Allen
Richard Nixon: The Shaping of His Character – Fawn M. Brodie
RN: The Memoirs of Richard Nixon – Richard Nixon
Secrets: A Memoir of Vietnam and the Pentagon Papers – Daniel Ellsberg
Seize the Moment – Richard Nixon
Shadow: Five Presidents and the Legacy of Watergate – Bob Woodward
Silent Coup – Len Colodny & Robert Gettlin
Six Crises – Richard Nixon
Stonewall – Richard Ben Veniste & George Frampton, Jr.
The Agony of the G.O.P. 1964 – Robert D. Novak
The American President – William E. Leuchtenburg
The Arrogance of Power – Anthony Summers
The Contender – Irwin F. Gellman
The Conviction of Richard Nixon – James Reston, Jr.
The Day the Presses Stopped – David Rudenstine
The End of a Presidency – New York Times staff
The Ends of Power – H.R. Haldeman
The Fall of Richard Nixon – Tom Brokaw
The Final Days – Carl Bernstein & Bob Woodward
The Forty Years War: The Rise and Fall of the Neocons, from Nixon to Obama – Len Colodny & Tom Shachtman
The Greatest Comeback – Patrick J. Buchanan
The Haldeman Diaries – H.R. Haldeman
The Impeachment of Richard Nixon – Leonard Lurie
The Invisible Bridge: The Fall of Nixon and the Rise of Reagan – Rick Perlstein
The King and Us – Paul Conrad
The Last of the President's Men – Bob Woodward
The Lonely Lady of San Clemente – Lester David
The Making of the President 1960 – Theodore H. White (hardcover & paperback)
The Making of the President 1968 – Theodore H. White
The Making of the President 1972 – Theodore H. White
The Nixon Administration and the Death of Allende’s Chile – Jonathan Haslam
The Nixon Defense: What He Knew and When He Knew It – John Dean
The Nixons: First Families – Cass R. Sandak
The Palace Guard – Dan Rather & Gary Paul Gates
The Pentagon Papers
The Public Burning – Robert Coover
The President and the Apprentice – Irwin F. Gellman
The Presidents Club – Nancy Gibbs & Michael Duffy
The President's Man: The Memoirs of Nixon's Trusted Aide – Dwight Chapin
The Price of Power – Seymour M. Hersh
The Real Nixon – Bela Kornitzer
The Real War – Richard Nixon
The Right and the Power – Leon Jaworski
The Secret Man – Bob Woodward
The Selling of the President 1968 – Joe McGinniss
The Strange Case of Richard Milhous Nixon – Jerry Voorhis
The Unholy Hymnal – Albert E. Kahn (editor)
The Watergate: Inside America's Most Infamous Address – Joseph Rodota
The Watergate Girl: My Fight for Truth and Justice Against a Criminal President – Jill Wine-Banks
The White House Transcripts
The White House Years: Triumph and Tragedy – Ollie Atkins
Three Days at Camp David: How a Secret Meeting in 1971 Transformed the Global Economy – Jeffrey E. Garten
Tricky Dick: The Rise and Fall and Rise of Richard M. Nixon – Roger Stone
U.S. v. Richard M. Nixon – Frank Mankiewicz
Very Strange Bedfellows – Jules Witcover
Washington Journal – Elizabeth Drew
Watergate – Fred Emery
Watergate – Lewis Chester, Cal McCrystal, Stephen Aris & William Shawcross
Whittaker Chambers – Sam Tanenhaus
Wild Man: The Life and Times of Daniel Ellsberg – Tom Wells
With Nixon – Raymond Price
Without Honor – Jerry Zeifman
Witness to Power – John Ehrlichman
Woodward and Bernstein: Life in the Shadow of Watergate – Alicia C. Shepard
Wounded Titans: American Presidents and the Perils of Power – Max Lerner

(Obviously this is all just a very calculated scheme to get anyone who knows me to get out there and start searching for books that aren't on the list. How very Nixon of me--maybe I'd better rethink the manipulative part.)

Internals After the Jump (2009)

This'll be an ongoing list. Some guy on the I Love Music message board has begun posting polls wherein Dave Marsh's book The Heart of Rock & Soul is chopped up into increments of 25 songs at a time. ILM has been giving readers the option of creating polls for the last couple of years or so, and I'm guessing that at least 15 or 20% of the threads these days are polls: the mundane (best Beatles album), the exotic (best middle-period Henry Cow album), the highly controversial (best line in the third verse of Huey Lewis's "Hip to Be Square"), etc., etc. I've posted two myself, and I've voted in a bunch (usually, but not always, commenting as well). If you're someone who thinks ILM was at its best five years ago when people debated the meaning and the merits of M.I.A. over the course of 1,000+ posts, then I imagine this turn towards obsessive polling amounts to a true jumping-the-shark moment. For me, it's easy, doesn't require much thought, and tends to involve the likes of the Carpenters or the Replacements rather than the Hold Steady or MGMT. So jump away.

Here are my Marsh picks thus far:

#1001-#976: "ABC's of Love," Frankie Lymon & the Teenagers
#975-#951: "Family Affair," Sly & the Family Stone
#950-#926: "Dead Skunk," Loudon Wainwright III
#925-#901: "Reeling in the Years," Steely Dan
#900-#876: "Rubber Biscuit," Chips
#875-#851: "Whole Lotta Love," Led Zeppelin
#850-#826: "Come Go with Me," Del-Vikings
#825-#801: "Ain't No Stoppin' Us Now," McFadden & Whitehead
#800-#776: "('Til) I Kissed You," Everly Brothers
#775-#751: "Just Once in My Life," Righteous Brothers
#750-#726: "Rikki Don't Lose That Number," Steely Dan
#725-#701: "Hello Stranger," Barbara Lewis
#700-#676: "Smiling Faces Sometimes," Undisputed Truth
#675-#651: "I'll Be Around," Spinners
#650-#626: "Do You Believe in Magic," Lovin' Spoonful
#625-#601: "All I Have to Do Is Dream," Everly Brothers
#600-#576: "Pretty Flamingo," Manfred Mann
#575-#551: "Just My Imagination (Running Away with Me)," Temptations
#550-#526: "Temptation ('Bout to Get Me)," Knight Brothers
#525-#501: "I Love Music," O'Jays
#500-#476: "Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough," Michael Jackson
#475-#451: "Tired of Being Alone," Al Green
#450-#426: "The Mountain's High," Dick & Dee Dee
#425-#401: "Suspicious Minds," Elvis Presley
#400-#376: "The Lonely Surfer," Jack Nitzsche
#374-#351: "The World Is a Ghetto," War
#350-#326: "Positively 4th Street," Bob Dylan
#325-#301: "Hot Fun in the Summertime," Sly & the Family Stone
#300-#276: "The Stroll," Diamonds
#275-#251: "Who Do You Love," Bo Diddley
#250-#226: "Fortunate Son," Creedence Clearwater Revival
#225-#201: "For Your Precious Love," Jerry Butler & the Impressions
#200-#176: "Bad Moon Rising," Creedence Clearwater Revival
#175-#151: "Baby I Need Your Loving," Four Tops
#150-#126: "Street Fighting Man," Rolling Stones
#125-#101: "I Fought the Law," Bobby Fuller Four
#100-#76: "Anarchy in the UK," Sex Pistols
#75-#51: "Good Times," Chic
#50-#26: "Ticket to Ride," Beatles
#25-#1: "Everyday People," Sly & the Family Stone

Addendum: "Gin and Juice," Snoop Doggy Dogg
Addendum #2: "Jump Around," House of Pain

I don't know who the poster is ("President Keyes"); I assume he has access to a complete list of Marsh's 1001 singles online somewhere, and isn't typing them up by hand, but I'd still be surprised if he lasts the whole way. If he does bail, I'm sure someone else will step in and finish up.

Leading Off (2009)

One day, I'll sit down and watch Ken Burns' Baseball from beginning to end for the first time since it originally aired in 1994. It was a big event for me at the time: I didn't miss a minute, VCR at the ready the whole way. I've made great use of those tapes in class over the years, annually playing segments of varying lengths on Ruth's birthday, DiMaggio's, Williams', Robinson's, Mays', and Mantle's, plus a few other clips as the occasion warrants. Triggered by yesterday's HOF inductions, I was thinking about a long ten-minute section on Robinson's rookie year that I always play, included in which is the following recollection from Sports Illustrated's Robert Creamer, author of Ruth: The Legend Comes to Life and Stengel: His Life and Times, my two favorite baseball biographies. (I went onto YouTube assuming I'd be able to find and embed the actual clip, but, undoubtedly at Burns' request, I couldn't find anything at all from Baseball. So here's a laborious transcription.)

I saw him once, he walked--base on balls, got to first base, and he walked down to first base, didn't trot. Got to first base, just turned around with his foot on the base, didn't move--the pitcher looked over at him, looked over at him, Robinson didn't even move off the base. Pitcher started to throw, Robinson stole second. Got into second base, now the pitcher's looking back like this, looking back, looking back. Robinson was taking a lead now, the pitcher kept looking back. He walked the batter. Men on first and second, Robinson still moving back and forth, back and forth. He walked the next batter. Now Robinson's at third base, bases loaded, and he took this tremendous lead--he just walked off the base, 10, 15, 20 feet, and the pitcher was almost panicky. The third baseman came in, he threw over, Robinson got back. Robinson did the same thing, the pitcher looked over. Finally the manager came out, and he motioned to the third baseman: stand on the bag, hold Robinson on the base. I never saw that before, haven't seen it since, where the third baseman held the runner on the base. And the pitcher kept looking over, threw to the next batter, walked him, walked in the run. And Robinson walked home, and he touched the plate, and walked back. He created that run all by himself.

If you've seen the film, you'll know how much Creamer's words lose on the page; he's clearly awestruck by the time he finishes. Robinson retired after the '56 season, a few years before I was born and almost 15 years before I watched my first game. But every year when I watch Creamer tell his story, the same thought crosses my mind: I actually did get to see Jackie Robinson play, except his name was Rickey Henderson.